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THE GREAT TURKEY PEACE TREATY PROTOCOL

A gift for your nervous system (because holiday peace shouldn't cost a thing)

 

Use this evidence-based silliness to inspire real holiday healing! 
Download your free Peace Protocol from Vagus Nerve Revolutionary and Time Whisperer Melanie Weller

 

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DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?

🚫 Your body tenses up just thinking about holiday gatherings?
🚫 You're already drafting escape plans for awkward conversations?
🚫 The phrase "pass the politics" hits too close to home?
🚫 You love your family but dread family dinner?

You're not alone.

And here's the thing – it's not your fault.


It's how political and religious tensions get trapped in your nervous system's relationship with time.

 

INTRODUCING YOUR FREE:

HOLIDAY PEACE TREATY PROTOCOL

A science-backed, humor-filled guide that transforms holiday tension into genuine connection.


Why free? Because peace shouldn't be behind a paywall.

 

This isn't just another "survive the holidays" guide.

It's a revolutionary approach that:

Jump From Conflict To Connection
Find out how to use proven mind-body medicine techniques (yes, the ones that get opposing groups to break bread together!)
Sync Your Soul
Discover how to create a natural rhythm for everyone’s nervous system
Turn Tension Into Triumph
How to transform trauma responses into celebration
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Actually makes holidays fun
(I know, wild right?)


Because in times when choosing a side dish feels like picking a side in the culture wars, we all need a little more peace. And it should be accessible to everyone.

[What You'll Get - All Free!]

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The Complete 7-Step Peace Treaty Protocol


✅ The Sacred Scrolls Template (ground rules that actually work)

✅ The Ceremonial Turkey Leg of Truth™ Guide

✅ Emergency Response Cheat Sheet

✅ "The Feast of Ridiculous Names" Guide

✅ Printable Conversation Cards
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I'M MELANIE.

Full transparency: This is the first time I'm sharing this Protocol publicly.

But after decades of hiding from holidays, researching vagus nerve science, and discovering how political and religious trauma gets trapped in our nervous system's relationship with time, I know this works. I transformed my own holiday dread into a celebration science, and I believe you'll be coming back to tell me stories like these..."

WHAT I EXPECT TO HEAR FROM YOU AFTER USING THIS:

"I was skeptical about the 'Ceremonial Turkey Leg of Truth,' but watching my ultra-conservative uncle and progressive niece laugh together over the 'Bipartisan Mashed Potato Summit' was pure magic. The tension just... dissolved."  

Future Holiday Revolutionary

"Who knew understanding how trauma affects time perception could transform family dinner? For the first time in years, I didn't feel my nervous system brace for impact when politics came up."  

Soon-to-be Peace Pioneer

"As someone who left church and dreaded the prayers at family dinner, the nervous system tools helped me stay regulated instead of triggered. I actually enjoyed our family traditions for the first time in years."

Future Freedom Finder

"The Protocol gave me back the holidays. Instead of timing my strategic exits, I had tools to turn tension into connection. Science + silly names = family healing? Who knew?"

Tomorrow's Joy Creator

MY PROMISE:


These testimonials represent the transformations I've seen in my work with trauma, time perception, and the vagus nerve.

While this Protocol in this format is new, the science behind it has already helped countless people transform their relationship with time, trauma, and togetherness.

I can't wait to hear your story of holiday liberation. 

 

Will you be one of the first to experience this revolution in holiday peace?

Remember: If ancient wisdom and modern neuroscience can get opposing groups to break bread together, it can handle your holiday dinner. Let's make this Thanksgiving different.

 

Ready to revolutionize your holidays?

 

 

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P.S. Share this page with anyone who needs some holiday peace. Because everyone deserves to enjoy their mashed potatoes without a side of tension.